Stop Guessing.
Start Understanding What Your Body Has Been Trying to Tell You
Finally get answers for the bloating, fatigue, brain fog, hormone chaos, and digestive issues that everyone keeps telling you are "normal."
If you're tired of feeling like your body is working against you, you're in the right place.
By the end of the day, you're bloated, exhausted, living in a fog, and wondering why your hair is falling out, your digestion is all over the place, or why you never feel like yourself anymore.
You've tried the diets. You've bought the supplements. Your labs came back "normal."
But you know something isn't right.
The Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis (HTMA) gives us a deeper look into what's happening beneath the surface so we can stop guessing and start building a plan that actually makes sense for your body.
WHAT CLIENTS ARE SAYING
MAYBE THIS IS YOUR CURRENT SITUATION:
You're Doing Everything "Right"...
...so why do you still feel this way?
You wake up hoping today will be different.
Maybe today your stomach won't bloat after lunch.
Maybe today you'll actually have energy after 2 PM.
Maybe today your brain will cooperate.
But by the afternoon...
You're reaching for another cup of coffee.
Your jeans feel tighter from the bloat.
Your patience is gone and can’t even think clearly so you begin to wonder…WHAT the heck am I missing?!
IF ANY OF THESE SOUND FAMILIAR…
You look six months pregnant after eating a normal meal and dread the afternoon bloat.
Your digestion feels unpredictable—you never know if you'll be bloated, constipated, running to the bathroom, or all three in the same week.
You wake up exhausted, rely on caffeine to survive the day, and still crash by 2 PM.
Your hormones feel like they're running the show—PMS, painful periods, mood swings, or cycles that leave you feeling miserable.
You can't think clearly. The brain fog is making simple tasks feel harder than they should.
You've been told your thyroid and blood work are "normal," but your hair is still thinning or falling out
You're tired of Googling symptoms, second-guessing your body, and feeling like no one is connecting the dots.
HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
Your symptoms aren't random, especially if they keep coming back! And no, it’s not because you’re getting older, either
How you feel right now is not something you ‘just have to live with’ Your body is telling you something and it’s right now that you are about to get the roadmap to unlock feeling better, clearer and more confident every single day
Here's How It Works:
Step 1: Book Your HTMA + Results Package
Click the button below to reserve your spot.
I'll mail your Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis (HTMA) test kit directly to your home with everything you need to collect your sample.
No doctor's appointment.
No blood draw.
No complicated process.
Step 2: Complete Your Hair Sample at Home
You'll collect a small hair sample following the step-by-step instructions included in your kit.
Once completed, simply mail it back to the lab using the prepaid packaging.
Now we wait for your results.
Step 3: I Analyze Your Results
This is where the magic happens.
Before we ever meet, I carefully review your mineral patterns, stress markers, and metabolic trends so I can connect the dots between your symptoms and what's happening beneath the surface.
No generic recommendations.
Everything is based on your results.
Step 4: Your 60-Minute Results Call
Once your report is ready, we'll meet one-on-one.
During our call, I'll walk you through your results in plain English so you actually understand what your body has been trying to tell you.
We'll connect the dots between your symptoms, discuss what stands out in your results, and create a personalized plan for moving forward.
You'll finally know:
✔ Why you've been feeling this way
✔ What to prioritize first
✔ Which supplements actually make sense (and which don't)
✔ Nutrition recommendations tailored to your body
✔ Lifestyle changes that will have the biggest impact
Step 5: Start Feeling Like Yourself Again
You'll leave with a clear roadmap and the confidence to finally stop throwing money at random supplements and conflicting advice.
And if you decide you'd like continued support implementing your plan, I'll walk you through what that looks like.
SO WHAT IS HTMA?
The missing piece most women never hear about.
The Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis (HTMA) is a simple at-home lab that gives us a completely different perspective than traditional blood work.
Instead of looking at one moment in time...
We look at your body's long-term mineral patterns.
Because minerals influence nearly everything:
✔ Energy
✔ Thyroid function
✔ Hormones
✔ Digestion
✔ Stress resilience
✔ Blood sugar
✔ Mood
When minerals become depleted or imbalanced, your body starts sending signals.
The HTMA helps us understand what those signals are actually saying
You're probably wondering...
"I've already cleaned up my diet... how is this any different?"
Because we're not guessing anymore.
We're not throwing another supplement at your symptoms.
We're not chasing the latest wellness trend.
Instead...
We're looking at your body's unique mineral patterns to uncover why those symptoms may be happening in the first place.
Instead of asking,
"What supplement should I take?"
we start asking,
"Why does my body need that supplement in the first place?"
That's a completely different conversation.
H! I'M COLLEEN
I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE!
I'm a Functional Nutritional Therapy Practitioner and Licensed Clinical Social Worker who believes your symptoms are never random.
For years, I watched women get told they were "fine" while they continued to struggle with fatigue, gut issues, anxiety, hormone imbalances, and brain fog.
My approach is different.
Instead of guessing based on symptoms alone, I use functional lab testing—including HTMA—to uncover the root cause and create a personalized plan that supports your body's ability to heal.
Because you deserve answers—not another band-aid
Ready to finally get answers!!!
You Don't have to keep guessing!
Let's uncover what your body is trying to tell you
$450
$350
For july only
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR TRANSFORMATION
9 SPOTS STILL AVAILABLE
faq
What is an HTMA?
An HTMA (Hair Tissue Mineral Analysis) is a non-invasive functional lab test that measures mineral levels and patterns within the body. These patterns can provide valuable insight into stress, energy production, thyroid function, blood sugar regulation, nervous system health, and digestive function. It's one of my favorite tools because it helps us uncover why your symptoms may be happening.
My doctor said my labs are normal. Can this still help me?
Yes! Many women are told everything looks "normal" while they continue to battle symptoms every day. The HTMA doesn't diagnose disease, but it can reveal underlying mineral imbalances and stress patterns that may be contributing to how you're feeling.
Is the hair collection difficult?
Not at all! You'll receive simple instructions with your kit, and the sample only requires a small amount of hair from the back of your head. Most women complete it in just a few minutes from the comfort of home.
What symptoms can an HTMA help explain?
The HTMA is especially helpful if you're struggling with bloating, constipation, diarrhea, fatigue, brain fog, anxiety, hormone imbalances, hair thinning, thyroid symptoms, blood sugar crashes, poor sleep, or feeling like your body just isn't functioning the way it should.
What happens during the Results Call?
We'll review your HTMA together, connect the dots between your symptoms and your results, and discuss what your body may be trying to tell us. You'll leave with personalized nutrition, supplement, and lifestyle recommendations, plus a clear roadmap for your next steps.
Do I need to be a current client to book this?
No! This session is perfect whether you're brand new to functional nutrition or you've been trying to figure out your health for years.
Will this tell me exactly what's wrong with me?
The HTMA isn't a diagnostic test, but it provides valuable insight into mineral balance and stress patterns that can help explain many of the symptoms you've been experiencing. Think of it as another important piece of your health puzzle that helps us create a personalized plan.
How long does it take to get my results?
Once your sample reaches the lab, results are typically available within 2–3 weeks. As soon as they're ready, we'll schedule your personalized Results Call.
Will I receive a personalized plan?
Absolutely. You won't leave wondering what to do next. You'll receive individualized nutrition, supplement, and lifestyle recommendations based on your results and your symptoms, so you can move forward with confidence.
i'm ready for answers!!!
Disclaimer:
Nutritional Therapy Practitioners do not diagnose or treat disease, but work to correct imbalances with the goal of gently guiding individuals back on the path to health through nutrient dense whole food diet and supplementation as needed. These tests should not be taken as medical advice and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any health problem. The information provided by Colleen Kurtz is not medical advice, Colleen Kurtz is not a doctor.